Ha, now this is a bit of fun, the Sarah Palin name generator:
Sarah Palin has picked out an All-American set of names for her children. There’s Track, Trig, Bristol, Willow, and Piper.
Ever wonder, What would your name would be if Sarah Palin was your mother? Well now you can find out!
(via The Bilerico Project)
I gave it a go. Aud turns out to be Blaster Commando Palin, and I’m Can Lightning Palin.
Nicola Griffith 
To my horror and dismay, my given name, Patricia Anne, has been translated as “WMD Cessna.”
Oooh, WMD. I like that one.
Wow, I am going to the courthouse tomorrow to become Bash Budweiser!
I’m Hook Tuneup Palin. Heh. The husband is Pump Bust.
Foot Chassis Palin??erm…okay.The sweetie would be Geese Whalebone Palin.I have no words…
rory, I like Bash Budweiser, a lot.ssas, janine, both got the car theme going on. But, wow, Geese Whalebone is pretty cool…
It seems like somone’s got a thing for cars. I got Rust Mustang. I kinda like that mustang part if I don’t think about it as a car.
Drink Hack Palin? Here!
jennifer, I think ‘mustang’ is a lovely word.karina, drinking *and* hacking. Yay!
Knife Pile Palin – sorta love that…
kiaduran, yeah, all those slicey ‘i’ sounds!
Well, I find that I am FIRE PATRIOT Palin. Hmmmm….
linda, that sounds a bit worthy for my taste…