Ha, now this is a bit of fun, the Sarah Palin name generator:

Sarah Palin has picked out an All-American set of names for her children. There’s Track, Trig, Bristol, Willow, and Piper.

Ever wonder, What would your name would be if Sarah Palin was your mother? Well now you can find out!

(via The Bilerico Project)

I gave it a go. Aud turns out to be Blaster Commando Palin, and I’m Can Lightning Palin.