Well, okay, it was just a tree. That is, part of a tree. And it didn’t hit us, or the house, or the car. But now we can see our neighbours and they can see us. No more naked sunbathing. (Why hello Google Earth satellite! Good, thank you. And you?) No more wandering around the house naked at night. Sniff.
Anyone have any suggestions about fast growing (20′ in six months would be about right), affordable, non-invasive garden solutions?