This Devonshire farm dates from the thirteenth century. 153 acres of productive land that’s been feeding people without a break for more than seven hundred years. Lots of mature broadleaf woodland. If someone should buy it for me, I wouldn’t complain.
Nicola Griffith 
I want one of those. In Ireland.
If someone buys it for you, I volunteer to be a field-hand.
Okay, one in Ireland, too.
Volunteers definitely accepted.