this is all mine…
I spent some time yesterday pondering domain names for the Hild novels. Then I went shopping. I got a bit megalomaniacal and threw into my cart more than was strictly necessary. So now I’m the proud owner of seventhcenturybritain.com. I feel like a king. Chortle. I have such plans! Until then: kiss my ring.
Nicola Griffith 
This is brilliant. It really made me laugh. Should we call you Your Highness?
Martin Lake
Martin, how about Bretwalda? (Though it's a bit of an anachronistic term.) Let's just go with Overking :)
Smoooooch!
Perfect. :)